Carol: As Seen Through Heterosexual & Homosexual Lenses

crystalqueer:

Heterosexual Lens:
- “Nothing’s happening.”

Homosexual Lens:
- “Oh my…”
- “Did you see that pregnant pause? It was so pregnant it could’ve had triplets.”
- “That eye contact was practically rough sex.”
- “She left her gloves…testing the waters…that dame is smooth.”
- “Ok, ‘Would you?…’ means ‘Let’s fall in love, please?’ That’s obvious.”
- “Aw man, I know that look of longing and confusion. I call it ‘the 6th grade’.”
- “Oh snap, this isn’t Carol’s first time at the lesbian rodeo.”
- *Sigh* “It’s refreshing to watch a movie about two women falling in love where neither of them is hung up on the “GAY?! I CAN’T BE GAY!!’ thing. That takes up so much time.
- “Whoa. This sex scene. It’s done in a way that isn’t gratuitous… it just… showcases how passionate they are about each other. Lovely.”
- “That was hot.”
- “So was that.”

…

- “WAIT, NO ONE DIED?! OR WAS STABBED?! OR DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A MAN?! OR RAN AWAY?! OR WAS KICKED OUT OF THEIR FAMILY?! OR EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THEY’RE GONNA BE HAPPY?! IS THIS A LESBIAN FANTASY SCI-FI FAN FIC OR SOMETHING?!”

*CRIES JOY TEARS FOR A SOLID HOUR*

via crystalqueer

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    It should have a Pop Up Video aestheticLike this is literally this scene

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